Right-Geist Connections, Ltd., Baltimore Street Team - Sun. January 11, 2007
Right-Geist Connections, Ltd. is the result of a merger/mutually hostile takeover™ between New Jersey-based members of two international artists’ collectives, the Meme Rider Media Team and the Post-NeoAbsurdist Anti-Collective. Participating members include (but are not limited to) Warren Fry and Olchar E. Lindsann of Post-Neo, and Nathan Shafer and Joelle Howald of the Meme-Riders.
Project Name: Right-Geist Connections, Ltd., Baltimore Street Team
Project Description: Tired of mediocre hauntings and boring possessions? Are you ready for a more meaningful metaphysical encounter? Then you know the difference that the right Geist makes. Right-Geist Connections specializes in matching qualified spirits with discriminating hauntees. Our customers appreciate the quality of a good haunting. Right-Geist provides accessible, literally street-level one-on-one paranormal services. Using our patented Spectral Profiling interview methods, perfected through 3,000 in the industry, and our customized questionnaires, Right-Geist will match you with an experienced spectre that exceeds your unique expectations. In only a few short minutes, you can complete our 5-step process:
- First you’ll search through our comprehensive file of the finest spectres in the parasocial industry
- After selecting your ghost you’ll complete our Haunting Request Form to specify your preternatural needs.
- Then sit with us as we conduct our psyche-geographic séance to ensure maximum transcorporal compatibility.
- Afterwards you’ll take your ghost home in our customized “Baltimore” reliquaries—or bring your own! Then follow our simple instructions to conduct your own personalized initiatory ritual at home.
For one day only, we’ll be offering free promotional hauntings to our valued Baltimore Clientele. We will be highlighting our ghost-workers from the local Baltimore area. Happy Hauntings!
